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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor

 

iams99ffended:

tenpamentality:

wait but what’s up with dave

oh shit.

??? karkat mentioned he was on lofaf earlier in the conversation and kanaya could’ve started talking to him after i dont get the issue

edit: wait no i get it no one tells dave that karkat is with kanaya got it ok

novindrawindy asked
you have the best url ever

thanks!

i got it during the halcyon days of “you don’t need a fucking lightning reflex to get a homestuck url”. the golden days of late 2009 or mid 2010 i forget

syblatortue: Geniuses from three universes. Couple persons mentionned that Jade was missing on the DirkSol pic. They were right.

syblatortue:

Geniuses from three universes.

Couple persons mentionned that Jade was missing on the DirkSol pic. They were right.

cheese3d: AU where jade’s never seen a butterfly because her grandpa blew up every single fucking one he saw

cheese3d:

AU where jade’s never seen a butterfly because her grandpa blew up every single fucking one he saw

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burgerphile: terezzZZZZZzzi

burgerphile:

terezzZZZZZzzi

mariirin:

Jane Crocker ★ Elkbert
Photo/Edit ★ Mariirin

josiahfiles: well its 4/13 somewhere happy homestuck everyone

josiahfiles:

well its 4/13 somewhere

happy homestuck everyone

fuckyeahawfulfantrolls: Hi your name is Enobie D’rknes Demnta Ravern Wayein and you have long ebony blak hair (hat’s how u got ur name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches ur mid-back and goffik black blood and a lot of people tell you you look like Troll Amy Lee (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). You’re also a rainbow drinker and you are almost 8 sweeps old. You’re a goth (in case you couldn’t tell). You love Hot Trollpic and you buy all ur clothes from there. For example today you are wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. You are wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. Your symbols is a pentragram, like ur horns. You’re mateprits are Midnight (who used to be called Karkat, he has goffic crimson blud like you) and oblivion who used 2 be called dave And ur moirail iz a goffik clown called gameze al of da trolls are goffs now and dey are moved from prospit to derse except dat preppy bich feferi with her preppy pink blood. You hate her so much. ♠ ♠ ♠ you are the Vampire of blood and you r god teer and you are on derse which iz goffik ((yes a joke obviously, but, still, enoby troll!) starts blog called beautifulfantrolls  posts this 500 times

fuckyeahawfulfantrolls:

Hi your name is Enobie D’rknes Demnta Ravern Wayein and you have long ebony blak hair (hat’s how u got ur name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches ur mid-back and goffik black blood and a lot of people tell you you look like Troll Amy Lee (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). You’re also a rainbow drinker and you are almost 8 sweeps old.

You’re a goth (in case you couldn’t tell). You love Hot Trollpic and you buy all ur clothes from there. For example today you are wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. You are wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow.

Your symbols is a pentragram, like ur horns.

You’re mateprits are Midnight (who used to be called Karkat, he has goffic crimson blud like you) and oblivion who used 2 be called dave

And ur moirail iz a goffik clown called gameze

al of da trolls are goffs now and dey are moved from prospit to derse except dat preppy bich feferi with her preppy pink blood. You hate her so much. ♠ ♠ ♠

you are the Vampire of blood and you r god teer and you are on derse which iz goffik

((yes a joke obviously, but, still, enoby troll!)
starts blog called beautifulfantrolls 
posts this 500 times
adriofthedead: elanorpam: curioushabits: Why I love Karkat. can we talk about how Karkat’s symbol is literally a bleeding scar can we talk about how he may be halfway to grasping the abstracts of his aspect can we talk about what scars in spacetime may mean for blood as an aspect please no you’re making me sad stop it :( nooo karkat

adriofthedead:

elanorpam:

curioushabits:

Why I love Karkat.

can we talk about how Karkat’s symbol is literally a bleeding scar

can we talk about how he may be halfway to grasping the abstracts of his aspect

can we talk about what scars in spacetime may mean for blood as an aspect

please

no you’re making me sad stop it :(

nooo karkat